Scoundrel & Professional Layabout

Fun Facts

1. I was a voice actor in "This is Otakudom", "Project S.T.E.A.M.", and "Fanboy Soze." Only the director and myself have been in all three films. I'm the only one who says "fuck" in all three films. Quite the honor.
  2. I'm from NJ, and grew up in the middle of Kevin Smith's View Aksew universe. My former middle school is in "Clerks".
  3. My logest D&D campaign took three years to finish.
  4. I have three cats and three snakes.
  5. I can recite every line of dialogue from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" line for line, beat for beat, from memory, on command.
  6. I won a watch on the ice during the intermission at a New Jersey Devils game only because at the time I was very fat and it gave me a serious, albeit weird advantage.
  7. I collect more things than I should including comics, ancient coins, designer toys, movies, antiques, oddities and fine art.
  8. I once spent the night in the Lizzie Borden house.
  9. My mother crashed Vince Lombardi's funeral.
  10. I actually received my Guiness bar towel.